I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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