wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
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Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
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There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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