everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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