Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Everything about him screamed your future.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
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I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
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