apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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