morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
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Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I licked your asshole in confidence.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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