Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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