Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
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The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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