if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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