Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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