yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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