so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
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My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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