Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Dear god my vagina.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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