the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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