so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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