think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
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