Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
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I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.