Swine flu. Run for my life!
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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