took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
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You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
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Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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