Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
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I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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