you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
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It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
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You left your underwear on the fireplace
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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