Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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