Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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