If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
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Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
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