Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
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I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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