At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
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How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
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You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life