I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
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Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream