I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.