You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT