Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA