don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.