Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.