I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
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i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
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btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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