He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
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I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
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So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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