Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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