I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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