You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
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Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
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Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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