the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
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This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
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He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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