it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
she smelled like a LAN party
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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