You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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