I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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