I can tuck mytits in my pants
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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