He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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