The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
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His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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