i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
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I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
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State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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