you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
We had to coat check the pizza.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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