How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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