He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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