I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I had to cum in my sink.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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