We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
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You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.