Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.