last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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