Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'm at about main and main street
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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