she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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