You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
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Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
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sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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