i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
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No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
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You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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