so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
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I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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