I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
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DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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