ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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