Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
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